Ugh. Satuday and nothing to do. I keep contemplating whether or not I should make a NEW video, but...
It just wouldn't be right to make the first video without Brianna. ;)
I'm also trying to avoid updating twitter too much... It's 10:30 and I've already had two updates...
I woke up at ten.
Yeah.
So, instead of me rambling on about the life I wish I had, how about a post?
Okay, I haven't thought that far ahead yet...
10:31
10:32
(this is me thinking of an idea)
10:33
GOT ONE!
Y'know what's awkward?
Movies.
I mean, hell yeah, movies are great! They're just... awkward sometimes. When someone tells you they want to do something, but you aren't that keen on talking to them, you suggest a movie. But if they talk during movies, you're stuck. Then again, maybe you're the talker.
You can tell if the person with you is looking straight ahead at the screen, an embarressing grimace taking over their features and people staring at you from the bottom row, while you're talking to them.
Haha.
Yeah.
Well, to avoid this, I reccomend only going to movies with people who are semi-talkative and sitting in the back row.
Which reminds me.
Anyone wana catch a movie?
Avatar in 3D!!!
JnF
Saturday, January 23, 2010
Friday, January 22, 2010
LOOK AT IT
Hey, y'know what irks me?
When people say things like, "Oh, my hair is terrible today," just so someone (me) will say, "Oh, your hair looks amazing..."
It's a "gimme compliment". You diss yourself, people give you a compliment.
Also there's the times when people say, "Oh I love your shirt!" so you have to give them a compliment...
Unless you're me...
Then it goes something like:
Them: Oh my gosh, that necklace is awesome!
Me: Oh, thanks. Got it at Walmart.
Them: Oh, wow, it looks so cool! *hints at shirt*
Me: I know right?! *ignores the fact that they want a compliment*
Them: Erm... well... it was... nice talking to you....
Me: You too! See ya!
Yeah, maybe that's why I don't have any friends...
Guess what?
I'm doing a YouTube show now!
I'm doing this with Brianna (or Bri when I get too lazy to type her name) and our channel is http://youtube.com/noeffingwayable
First post will be up next Friday!
If you want questions answered, go to http://www.formspring.me/joannanfoster and ask me a question. If you want it to appear on NEW (NoEffingWayable) then add "new" to the end of the questions ;)
Bri and I have an official artist!!!
Thank you soooo much Domi XD
Here is her latest and greatest submission to the benefit of NEW:
Isn't that amazing?! Okay, honestly I drew me and Bri, but those are the crappiest things there, now aren't they?
Also, I asked her to make this because, well, it's just really freaking awesome.
WWTRD is What Would T-Rex Do?
Yeah, I am soo mature...
JnF
When people say things like, "Oh, my hair is terrible today," just so someone (me) will say, "Oh, your hair looks amazing..."
It's a "gimme compliment". You diss yourself, people give you a compliment.
Also there's the times when people say, "Oh I love your shirt!" so you have to give them a compliment...
Unless you're me...
Then it goes something like:
Them: Oh my gosh, that necklace is awesome!
Me: Oh, thanks. Got it at Walmart.
Them: Oh, wow, it looks so cool! *hints at shirt*
Me: I know right?! *ignores the fact that they want a compliment*
Them: Erm... well... it was... nice talking to you....
Me: You too! See ya!
Yeah, maybe that's why I don't have any friends...
Guess what?
I'm doing a YouTube show now!
I'm doing this with Brianna (or Bri when I get too lazy to type her name) and our channel is http://youtube.com/noeffingwayable
First post will be up next Friday!
If you want questions answered, go to http://www.formspring.me/joannanfoster and ask me a question. If you want it to appear on NEW (NoEffingWayable) then add "new" to the end of the questions ;)
Bri and I have an official artist!!!
Thank you soooo much Domi XD
Here is her latest and greatest submission to the benefit of NEW:
Isn't that amazing?! Okay, honestly I drew me and Bri, but those are the crappiest things there, now aren't they?
Also, I asked her to make this because, well, it's just really freaking awesome.
WWTRD is What Would T-Rex Do?
Yeah, I am soo mature...
JnF
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Godzilla, Optimus Prime, and Weird friends.
Hey, y'know what's strange?
My friends.
To point out one in particular, Matt.
He gave me the following story idea.
If you hate it, talk to Matt, not me, :P
THE STORY OF GODZILLA AND OPTIMUS PRIME
"Oh wow, long day," said Bob.
"I know!It totally killed me!" Sally agreed.
"Sally, I have to tell you something," Bob said, locking eyes with Sally.
"What is it, Bob?" she asked, eyes growing wide.
"I really like you." He stared into the crystal pools of her shining blue eyes.
"Oh Bob, I like you t--"
Just then, Godzilla smashed through the roof, sending the couple flying. The sound of Optimus Prime's triumphant laughter could be heard above. Godzilla shuffled back onto his feet and roared.
On a distant hill stood a satisfied girl with short, dark hair. Around her neck was the legendary panda tooth on a cable. She grinned and flicked the tooth. Godzilla growled in the distance and went in for the killing blow.
-Bows- thank you, thank you.
The whole panda tooth thing is credited to Amanda, though.
Yes, my friends are weird, but, hey, who did you expect me to hang out with? Normal people?
Pffft.... -chortles- yeah right.
Hope you enjoyed this random change in pace. This has just been an off day.
Post some more soon
JnF
My friends.
To point out one in particular, Matt.
He gave me the following story idea.
If you hate it, talk to Matt, not me, :P
THE STORY OF GODZILLA AND OPTIMUS PRIME
"Oh wow, long day," said Bob.
"I know!It totally killed me!" Sally agreed.
"Sally, I have to tell you something," Bob said, locking eyes with Sally.
"What is it, Bob?" she asked, eyes growing wide.
"I really like you." He stared into the crystal pools of her shining blue eyes.
"Oh Bob, I like you t--"
Just then, Godzilla smashed through the roof, sending the couple flying. The sound of Optimus Prime's triumphant laughter could be heard above. Godzilla shuffled back onto his feet and roared.
On a distant hill stood a satisfied girl with short, dark hair. Around her neck was the legendary panda tooth on a cable. She grinned and flicked the tooth. Godzilla growled in the distance and went in for the killing blow.
-Bows- thank you, thank you.
The whole panda tooth thing is credited to Amanda, though.
Yes, my friends are weird, but, hey, who did you expect me to hang out with? Normal people?
Pffft.... -chortles- yeah right.
Hope you enjoyed this random change in pace. This has just been an off day.
Post some more soon
JnF
Walmartians
Hey, miss me? Yeah, I know you did.
Y'know what the answer to life is?
Walmart.
Need toilet paper?
Walmart.
Need paint?
Walmart.
Need true love?
Walmart! I suggest the meat department.
And you got to love the scary ass people that show up at night. I mean, during the day, the cashier's name is Allie and she smiles and says, "Thank you for coming, come back soon!" and you think, "Hell yeah I will!"
But that's all during the safe day time hours.
Just wait for the night shift where the cashier is some creepy dude with and eye patch and a weird limp saying, "HoW cAn I hElP yOu?" all creepy like.
That's some scary shit right there.
And the people that shop there at night are so weird! I mean, seriously. This is my dare to all of you to go to Walmart at like 3 a.m. when Allie turned her shift over to the creepy pirate.
Leave me a comment and I'll start doing a comment thing at the end :P
CREEPY WALMARTIANS ARE EATING US ALL, NUUUUUUUU........
heh...
JnF
Y'know what the answer to life is?
Walmart.
Need toilet paper?
Walmart.
Need paint?
Walmart.
Need true love?
Walmart! I suggest the meat department.
And you got to love the scary ass people that show up at night. I mean, during the day, the cashier's name is Allie and she smiles and says, "Thank you for coming, come back soon!" and you think, "Hell yeah I will!"
But that's all during the safe day time hours.
Just wait for the night shift where the cashier is some creepy dude with and eye patch and a weird limp saying, "HoW cAn I hElP yOu?" all creepy like.
That's some scary shit right there.
And the people that shop there at night are so weird! I mean, seriously. This is my dare to all of you to go to Walmart at like 3 a.m. when Allie turned her shift over to the creepy pirate.
Leave me a comment and I'll start doing a comment thing at the end :P
CREEPY WALMARTIANS ARE EATING US ALL, NUUUUUUUU........
heh...
JnF
Saturday, January 16, 2010
Confessions
Hey, y'know what's awkward?
When those people you were best friends with for two weeks come to you to confess some secret.
Then they tell you that you can't say anything...
But, if you're like me, they come to you because you have no one to tell...
Example:
Them: Hey, long time no talk!
Me: I know! It's been waaaaay too long!
Them: I know, I missed you so much!
Me: Awesome! So, what's up?
Them: Actually, I wanted to tell you something...
Me: Okay, shoot!
Them: Well, you have to promise you won't tell anyone!
Me: Who am I gonna tell? (no pun intended)
Them: (thinking: exactly my point) great! you're such a good friend.
Yeah... And I know that's what they're thinking, but I jus tlet them spill their guts anyway.
What could only be worse is being on the other side. Because you feel like you're taking advantage of that friend, but I, at least, tell them because I want to make them part of my life again...
There's also those times where you get a random phone call that says, "Hey, I know we're friends and all, but I feel like we could be closer". So you and the person talk for an hour over the phone and by the end you're either thinking, "Thank the Lord, a friend!" or "Man... There's a reason we're only friends..."
P.S. That last section was about a real conversation! If that person should ever read this, I totally had the first reaction! Thanks! I love being your friend!
Well, I'm off to book concert tickets in Canada...
THREE DAYS GRACE IN CANADA
JnF
When those people you were best friends with for two weeks come to you to confess some secret.
Then they tell you that you can't say anything...
But, if you're like me, they come to you because you have no one to tell...
Example:
Them: Hey, long time no talk!
Me: I know! It's been waaaaay too long!
Them: I know, I missed you so much!
Me: Awesome! So, what's up?
Them: Actually, I wanted to tell you something...
Me: Okay, shoot!
Them: Well, you have to promise you won't tell anyone!
Me: Who am I gonna tell? (no pun intended)
Them: (thinking: exactly my point) great! you're such a good friend.
Yeah... And I know that's what they're thinking, but I jus tlet them spill their guts anyway.
What could only be worse is being on the other side. Because you feel like you're taking advantage of that friend, but I, at least, tell them because I want to make them part of my life again...
There's also those times where you get a random phone call that says, "Hey, I know we're friends and all, but I feel like we could be closer". So you and the person talk for an hour over the phone and by the end you're either thinking, "Thank the Lord, a friend!" or "Man... There's a reason we're only friends..."
P.S. That last section was about a real conversation! If that person should ever read this, I totally had the first reaction! Thanks! I love being your friend!
Well, I'm off to book concert tickets in Canada...
THREE DAYS GRACE IN CANADA
JnF
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Do what now?
Y'know what's awkward? When people give you jobs you're incapable of doing.
Example:
Them: Joaaaannnaaaaa, start a load of laundry!
Me: Eh?
Them: Separate the whites.
Me: Eh?!?
Yah, I'm very incapable of separating the whites. Like I have this one shirt and it's basically white but it has all of these weird random bright colors thrown in there every now and them. I'm just utterly unable to tell if it goes in the whites or with the colors. This happened only about an hour ago...
Well, I know this is ridiculously short and I promise to make a much better one tomorrow. Maybe I'll build on this one. I don't know.
Sorry,
JnF
Example:
Them: Joaaaannnaaaaa, start a load of laundry!
Me: Eh?
Them: Separate the whites.
Me: Eh?!?
Yah, I'm very incapable of separating the whites. Like I have this one shirt and it's basically white but it has all of these weird random bright colors thrown in there every now and them. I'm just utterly unable to tell if it goes in the whites or with the colors. This happened only about an hour ago...
Well, I know this is ridiculously short and I promise to make a much better one tomorrow. Maybe I'll build on this one. I don't know.
Sorry,
JnF
Monday, January 11, 2010
Hi, who are you?/Ehm, no, I don't know you
Hey, y'know what's awkward? When you're on Facebook or looking through your phone contacts and you see this one person but you have absolutely no idea who they are, so you text/IM them saying, "Hi, who are you?"
Yeah... Awkward...
Especially when they write back saying, "This is Bob. Who are you?" And then you're racking your memory, thinking of all the Bobs you know until you conclude that you don't actually know anyone named Bob. But you text back anyway, saying, "Oh. Hey, this is Joanna."
Bob: Who?
Me: Joanna. Ehm, Joanna Foster?
Bob: Oh, I remember you!
Me: (Still doesn't remember) Yeah, that was a great time!
Bob: Yeah...
And honestly they probably don't remember you either.
(This is sort of a two for one)
Y'know what else is awkward?
When the kid next to you in class asks you to let them see your homework when you don't really know them.
Yeah.
Then you're wondering whether your cirriculum is worth the "friendship" of the idiot who forgot to do his homework. It's an awkward two seconds while you debate how to turn them down.
Other times there's the trading of answers during study hall.
Me: Did you do Mr. Smith's work?
Them: Yeah, did you do Mr. Wolfe's?
Me: Yep
Them: Trade answers?
Me: Sure!
They call it cheating, we call it teamwork!
Kidding, I don't do that... often...
But when people do do that, it's usually their best friend. *koff koff*
Hey, guess what ridiculously fun thing I did today!
I got my braces tightened...
I'm now sporting a lovely deep red for Valentine's day as opposed to my lovely winter blue.
I also have to wear rubber bands at night... joy... the one thing I absolutely did NOT want to do...
Well, there's a very nice camera catching my eye, so I'll be off, now.
Ta ta for now.
JnF
Yeah... Awkward...
Especially when they write back saying, "This is Bob. Who are you?" And then you're racking your memory, thinking of all the Bobs you know until you conclude that you don't actually know anyone named Bob. But you text back anyway, saying, "Oh. Hey, this is Joanna."
Bob: Who?
Me: Joanna. Ehm, Joanna Foster?
Bob: Oh, I remember you!
Me: (Still doesn't remember) Yeah, that was a great time!
Bob: Yeah...
And honestly they probably don't remember you either.
(This is sort of a two for one)
Y'know what else is awkward?
When the kid next to you in class asks you to let them see your homework when you don't really know them.
Yeah.
Then you're wondering whether your cirriculum is worth the "friendship" of the idiot who forgot to do his homework. It's an awkward two seconds while you debate how to turn them down.
Other times there's the trading of answers during study hall.
Me: Did you do Mr. Smith's work?
Them: Yeah, did you do Mr. Wolfe's?
Me: Yep
Them: Trade answers?
Me: Sure!
They call it cheating, we call it teamwork!
Kidding, I don't do that... often...
But when people do do that, it's usually their best friend. *koff koff*
Hey, guess what ridiculously fun thing I did today!
I got my braces tightened...
I'm now sporting a lovely deep red for Valentine's day as opposed to my lovely winter blue.
I also have to wear rubber bands at night... joy... the one thing I absolutely did NOT want to do...
Well, there's a very nice camera catching my eye, so I'll be off, now.
Ta ta for now.
JnF
Saturday, January 9, 2010
Ah.. sorry..
Hey, y'know what's rude?
Me not updating...
Sorry!
This is a very special post, in fact I'm dedicating it to a random stranger who found me on formspring and asked me to update... this is for you!
Here's the website and my profile:
http://www.formspring.me/joannanfoster
Ask me anything and I'll answer :P
But, seriously, back to the topic.
Y'know what's awkward?
Sleeping in class.
Maybe you stayed up really late the night before, not doing your homework, and the next day you're just really tired. And when you get to third period history, you're ready to crash. (I have history 5th period...)
Now, the teacher has a really boring, very unchanging monotone voice and he's lecturing today. So you decide to take a nice nap...
Five minutes later you're out like a light. But then, you're discovered. You wake up to your teacher standing over you, glaring, eyes full of pure hatred.
Yeah, that's really awkward.
Yeah, you know you've done it. If you haven't, you aren't normal. Even the best of us slip up every now and then... -looks away-
Yesterday I picked up some books!
Here's the loot:
Bleach Vol 19 (I already read it... can't wait for 20!)
Hold Still (About a girl who lost her best friend to suicide)
Fallen ("What if you were in love with someone you knew you couldn't have?" very cliched... I can't wait to read it!)
All Things Unique (no clue what that one's about, actually...)
True Love (actually it's three books in one :D)
Well, I have to get back to not having a life!
Thanks you guys for finding me on formspring!
JnF
Me not updating...
Sorry!
This is a very special post, in fact I'm dedicating it to a random stranger who found me on formspring and asked me to update... this is for you!
Here's the website and my profile:
http://www.formspring.me/joannanfoster
Ask me anything and I'll answer :P
But, seriously, back to the topic.
Y'know what's awkward?
Sleeping in class.
Maybe you stayed up really late the night before, not doing your homework, and the next day you're just really tired. And when you get to third period history, you're ready to crash. (I have history 5th period...)
Now, the teacher has a really boring, very unchanging monotone voice and he's lecturing today. So you decide to take a nice nap...
Five minutes later you're out like a light. But then, you're discovered. You wake up to your teacher standing over you, glaring, eyes full of pure hatred.
Yeah, that's really awkward.
Yeah, you know you've done it. If you haven't, you aren't normal. Even the best of us slip up every now and then... -looks away-
Yesterday I picked up some books!
Here's the loot:
Bleach Vol 19 (I already read it... can't wait for 20!)
Hold Still (About a girl who lost her best friend to suicide)
Fallen ("What if you were in love with someone you knew you couldn't have?" very cliched... I can't wait to read it!)
All Things Unique (no clue what that one's about, actually...)
True Love (actually it's three books in one :D)
Well, I have to get back to not having a life!
Thanks you guys for finding me on formspring!
JnF
Friday, January 8, 2010
Saturday, January 2, 2010
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... wait... what?
Hey, y'know what's awkward?
Messing up the punchline of a joke by not understanding it.
Example.
Me: Hey, how are you?
Them: Pretty good. I heard a good joke yesterday.
Me: Yeah? I wanna hear!
Them: Okay. Knock knock!
Me: Who's there?
Them: Little old lady.
Me: Little old lady, who?
Them: Why are you yodling?
Me: I'm not yodling...
Them: It's the joke...
Hah... fail...
That actually happened the other day.
Very unfortunate. I actually didn't get it until I typed it up here...
Yeah, LOL.
What's also awkward is asking them to explain it. So then it goes like...
[continuation from previous simulated conversation]
Me: I don't get it... explain it.
Them: Um, y'know... when you yodle it sounds like you're saying "Little old lady who"
Me: Oh. *starts laughing uncontrolably* I GET IT!
Them: Yeah... aha... Um, I gotta go...
Me: *still laughing*
Yeah, awkward.
I'm going to start teaching you guys something usefull in every post!
I'm going to teach you how to say random things in various languages.
Today's phrase of the blog is....
"I fear little old ladies who drive!"
Spanish: ¡Temo a pequeñas viejas señoras que conducen!
French: Je crains petites vieilles dames qui conduisent!
German: Ich fürchte kleine alte Damen, die fahren!
Italian: Temo vecchiette che guidano!
I'm not sure if that segment will ever catch on, but there ya go.
If you have any phrases you would like to be multilingule in, let me know!
Well, it's that time where I pretend like I have something better to do.
Love ya! Jk.
No, really, I do.
Kidding..
Or am I?
JnF
Messing up the punchline of a joke by not understanding it.
Example.
Me: Hey, how are you?
Them: Pretty good. I heard a good joke yesterday.
Me: Yeah? I wanna hear!
Them: Okay. Knock knock!
Me: Who's there?
Them: Little old lady.
Me: Little old lady, who?
Them: Why are you yodling?
Me: I'm not yodling...
Them: It's the joke...
Hah... fail...
That actually happened the other day.
Very unfortunate. I actually didn't get it until I typed it up here...
Yeah, LOL.
What's also awkward is asking them to explain it. So then it goes like...
[continuation from previous simulated conversation]
Me: I don't get it... explain it.
Them: Um, y'know... when you yodle it sounds like you're saying "Little old lady who"
Me: Oh. *starts laughing uncontrolably* I GET IT!
Them: Yeah... aha... Um, I gotta go...
Me: *still laughing*
Yeah, awkward.
I'm going to start teaching you guys something usefull in every post!
I'm going to teach you how to say random things in various languages.
Today's phrase of the blog is....
"I fear little old ladies who drive!"
Spanish: ¡Temo a pequeñas viejas señoras que conducen!
French: Je crains petites vieilles dames qui conduisent!
German: Ich fürchte kleine alte Damen, die fahren!
Italian: Temo vecchiette che guidano!
I'm not sure if that segment will ever catch on, but there ya go.
If you have any phrases you would like to be multilingule in, let me know!
Well, it's that time where I pretend like I have something better to do.
Love ya! Jk.
No, really, I do.
Kidding..
Or am I?
JnF
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