The meaning of life

Okay, I know what you're thinking.

Third day in a row??? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!!!

Well, my friend, I am on spring break. Guess who has absolutely nothing to do during spring break? You got it!

Anyway.

Today, let's talk about perspective on life.

I know, deep. But, to properly express my views, I'm going to use an analogy that even three year olds can wrap their minds around. Got it?

Think of it this way...
Life is like a bowl of Lucky Charms. The boring bits far outweigh the interesting bits, but when you find one, it's still damn good!

Kay?

The perception of life is a really deep topic. I talk about it usually with a certain person who really has a good view of things, and he's fun to talk to.
I don't think I'm the person people want trying to explain life... but, hey, there you go.

BEFORE I go, I have a little math problem. If anyone solves it, they will get a special prize! Sorta. The prize is in the answer...

Here ya go:

9x-7i>3(3x-7u)

See ya!

JnF

Can't Tell Anyone....

Hey, I'm going to tell you a secret, but you can't tell anyone.

Why can't you tell anyone?

Well, because I've already told Jamie, Mike, Anna, Lizzy, Becca, Kari, Gary, Mitch, Adam, Joe, Tori, Grant, Max, Annie, Mikayla, Sarah, Andrew, Beth, Danny, Natalie, Dylan, Matt, Amanda, Abby, Julie, Sam, Alexis, Bell, Brandi, Kingsley, Joseph, Blake, Amy, Kyra, Lindsey, Cami, Leigha, Jesse, Jill, Pat, Annette, Melissa, Justin, and Hallie.

But Miley and Hannah can't find out, so don't tell anyone!

Yeah, that's right. Miley Cyrus isn't allowed to know ANYTHING cool.

But seriously, has anyone ever started a conversation with, "I'm going to tell you a secret, but you have to promise not to tell anyone!"?

I find these cases extremely awkward. It just makes you want to tell the next person you see! But I also hate it when people tell me secrets that aren't theirs to tell. Like, "Okay, I'm not supposed to tell you this, so you have to keep it a secret!" I mean, if you aren't supposed to tell me, don't! It makes me regret telling said person secrets because I have NO idea who they've probably told...


Aside from that, I'm really getting a kick out of how fast I'm typing! It's lame, but entertaining. XD

So, have you ever had a secret you weren't supposed to tell, but you told someone anyway? Let me know! vvvv(< me pointing to the comment box)

PEACE!

JnF

Job? Dream? Wth?

Hey, long time, no chat.

Sorry...

Anyway, I was thinking about jobs earlier. Well, here's my list of dream jobs:

Accountant
The person that says "Watch your step" in fancy hotels
Window Washer
The annoying person in th perfume department that tests all the samples
A telemarketer
A door mantainence worker
A worker in a 3D glasses factory
A checkout girl on the night shift at Wal*Mart (YESSS)
Tax Collector

Unfortunately, today I learned that I have no gift for window washing... so that dream is gone... *sniffle*

Leave a comment telling me YOUR dream job :)


PART TWO

Oh, hell yes. Part two, baby!

I got some interesting questions on formspring. I'd like to take a moment and share some of my favorites...

Ready for these?

DO YOU HAVE ANY HIDDEN TALENTS?
Well, I play ukulele and make a mean lemon maraigne pie.

HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN VALUABLE POSSESIONS FROM A GERMAN?
Nothing valuable, no.

ARE YOU A VEGETARIAN?
Not vegetarian, but I only eat fish. And chicken. Mmmm... Chicken...

ARE YOU MUSICALLY GIFTED?
Wana hear me sing? :D

WHAT'S YOUR VIEW ON PLATYPI?
Well, I for one am part of the constant debate of "platypi" or "platypuses"

WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKE?
Get me a ukulele and I'd be happy to show you!

WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND RIGHT NOW?
Oh, I was just thinking that ninjas would have a better chance against the pirates if the dinosaurs were helping them out.

ARE YOU HONESTLY INSANE?
No comment... Pfft, yes comment. No. Yes. IDK

ARE MANY PEOPLE AT YOUR SCHOOL JEALOUS OF YOUR AWESOMENESS?
Hmm... Yo! Matt! Are you jealous of my awesomeness?

HOW OFTEN DO YOU THINK ABOUT SNAILS ON STEROIDS?
Pretty dang often.

WHO DO YOU THINK IS THE HOTTEST YOUTUBER?
Mmm... I'm thinking there's a four way tie between Shane Dawson, Jarrod Matthew, Destrey Moore, and Nathan I-Don't-Know-His-Last-Name.
(Links to their YouTube at the bottom)

WHO HAS BETTER HAIR: FRED OR TAYLOR LAUTNER?
Assuming you mean YouTube's Fred, I'm going with Fred.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN OBSESSED WITH A SINGER?
Indeed I have!

Okay, that about wraps things up!!!
There's going to be a crap load of links because I mentioned so many people... Ahh...

Peace out, Home Slices.

JnF


LINK TIME!!!!
But first, a disclosure. As many of you know, my actual dream job is to be a writer :)

Okay, here we go!

Let's do this by name, shall we?

ME :DD
Twitter: www.twitter.com/jnizzlef
Formspring: www.formspring.me/joannanfoster

Shane Dawson:
Twitter: www.twitter.com/shanedawson
YouTube: www.youtube.com/ShaneDawsonTV

Jarrod Matthew:
Twitter: www.twitter.com/jarrod_matthew
YouTube: www.youtube.com/mydearjuliet

Destrey Moore:
Twitter: www.twitter.com/CapnDesDes
YouTube: www.youtube.com/CapnDesDes

Nathan I-Don't-Know-His-Last-Name:
Twitter: www.twitter.com/AhoyNateo
YouTube: www.youtube.com/AhoyNateo

Destrey and Nathan also share a YouTube: www.youtube.com/DesandNate


Okay, if you're still reading.... go away -.-

Post more soon!

Saturday...

Ugh. Satuday and nothing to do. I keep contemplating whether or not I should make a NEW video, but...

It just wouldn't be right to make the first video without Brianna. ;)

I'm also trying to avoid updating twitter too much... It's 10:30 and I've already had two updates...

I woke up at ten.

Yeah.

So, instead of me rambling on about the life I wish I had, how about a post?

Okay, I haven't thought that far ahead yet...

10:31
10:32
(this is me thinking of an idea)
10:33

GOT ONE!

Y'know what's awkward?

Movies.

I mean, hell yeah, movies are great! They're just... awkward sometimes. When someone tells you they want to do something, but you aren't that keen on talking to them, you suggest a movie. But if they talk during movies, you're stuck. Then again, maybe you're the talker.

You can tell if the person with you is looking straight ahead at the screen, an embarressing grimace taking over their features and people staring at you from the bottom row, while you're talking to them.

Haha.

Yeah.

Well, to avoid this, I reccomend only going to movies with people who are semi-talkative and sitting in the back row.

Which reminds me.

Anyone wana catch a movie?

Avatar in 3D!!!

JnF

LOOK AT IT

Hey, y'know what irks me?
When people say things like, "Oh, my hair is terrible today," just so someone (me) will say, "Oh, your hair looks amazing..."

It's a "gimme compliment". You diss yourself, people give you a compliment.

Also there's the times when people say, "Oh I love your shirt!" so you have to give them a compliment...

Unless you're me...

Then it goes something like:

Them: Oh my gosh, that necklace is awesome!
Me: Oh, thanks. Got it at Walmart.
Them: Oh, wow, it looks so cool! *hints at shirt*
Me: I know right?! *ignores the fact that they want a compliment*
Them: Erm... well... it was... nice talking to you....
Me: You too! See ya!

Yeah, maybe that's why I don't have any friends...

Guess what?

I'm doing a YouTube show now!

I'm doing this with Brianna (or Bri when I get too lazy to type her name) and our channel is http://youtube.com/noeffingwayable

First post will be up next Friday!

If you want questions answered, go to http://www.formspring.me/joannanfoster and ask me a question. If you want it to appear on NEW (NoEffingWayable) then add "new" to the end of the questions ;)

Bri and I have an official artist!!!

Thank you soooo much Domi XD

Here is her latest and greatest submission to the benefit of NEW:


Isn't that amazing?! Okay, honestly I drew me and Bri, but those are the crappiest things there, now aren't they?

Also, I asked her to make this because, well, it's just really freaking awesome.

WWTRD is What Would T-Rex Do?

Yeah, I am soo mature...

JnF

Godzilla, Optimus Prime, and Weird friends.

Hey, y'know what's strange?
My friends.
To point out one in particular, Matt.
He gave me the following story idea.
If you hate it, talk to Matt, not me, :P

THE STORY OF GODZILLA AND OPTIMUS PRIME

"Oh wow, long day," said Bob.
"I know!It totally killed me!" Sally agreed.
"Sally, I have to tell you something," Bob said, locking eyes with Sally.
"What is it, Bob?" she asked, eyes growing wide.
"I really like you." He stared into the crystal pools of her shining blue eyes.
"Oh Bob, I like you t--"
Just then, Godzilla smashed through the roof, sending the couple flying. The sound of Optimus Prime's triumphant laughter could be heard above. Godzilla shuffled back onto his feet and roared.
On a distant hill stood a satisfied girl with short, dark hair. Around her neck was the legendary panda tooth on a cable. She grinned and flicked the tooth. Godzilla growled in the distance and went in for the killing blow.

-Bows- thank you, thank you.

The whole panda tooth thing is credited to Amanda, though.

Yes, my friends are weird, but, hey, who did you expect me to hang out with? Normal people?

Pffft.... -chortles- yeah right.

Hope you enjoyed this random change in pace. This has just been an off day.

Post some more soon

JnF

Walmartians

Hey, miss me? Yeah, I know you did.

Y'know what the answer to life is?

Walmart.

Need toilet paper?

Walmart.

Need paint?

Walmart.

Need true love?

Walmart! I suggest the meat department.

And you got to love the scary ass people that show up at night. I mean, during the day, the cashier's name is Allie and she smiles and says, "Thank you for coming, come back soon!" and you think, "Hell yeah I will!"

But that's all during the safe day time hours.

Just wait for the night shift where the cashier is some creepy dude with and eye patch and a weird limp saying, "HoW cAn I hElP yOu?" all creepy like.

That's some scary shit right there.

And the people that shop there at night are so weird! I mean, seriously. This is my dare to all of you to go to Walmart at like 3 a.m. when Allie turned her shift over to the creepy pirate.

Leave me a comment and I'll start doing a comment thing at the end :P

CREEPY WALMARTIANS ARE EATING US ALL, NUUUUUUUU........
heh...

JnF