The meaning of life

Okay, I know what you're thinking.

Third day in a row??? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!!!

Well, my friend, I am on spring break. Guess who has absolutely nothing to do during spring break? You got it!

Anyway.

Today, let's talk about perspective on life.

I know, deep. But, to properly express my views, I'm going to use an analogy that even three year olds can wrap their minds around. Got it?

Think of it this way...
Life is like a bowl of Lucky Charms. The boring bits far outweigh the interesting bits, but when you find one, it's still damn good!

Kay?

The perception of life is a really deep topic. I talk about it usually with a certain person who really has a good view of things, and he's fun to talk to.
I don't think I'm the person people want trying to explain life... but, hey, there you go.

BEFORE I go, I have a little math problem. If anyone solves it, they will get a special prize! Sorta. The prize is in the answer...

Here ya go:

9x-7i>3(3x-7u)

See ya!

JnF

Can't Tell Anyone....

Hey, I'm going to tell you a secret, but you can't tell anyone.

Why can't you tell anyone?

Well, because I've already told Jamie, Mike, Anna, Lizzy, Becca, Kari, Gary, Mitch, Adam, Joe, Tori, Grant, Max, Annie, Mikayla, Sarah, Andrew, Beth, Danny, Natalie, Dylan, Matt, Amanda, Abby, Julie, Sam, Alexis, Bell, Brandi, Kingsley, Joseph, Blake, Amy, Kyra, Lindsey, Cami, Leigha, Jesse, Jill, Pat, Annette, Melissa, Justin, and Hallie.

But Miley and Hannah can't find out, so don't tell anyone!

Yeah, that's right. Miley Cyrus isn't allowed to know ANYTHING cool.

But seriously, has anyone ever started a conversation with, "I'm going to tell you a secret, but you have to promise not to tell anyone!"?

I find these cases extremely awkward. It just makes you want to tell the next person you see! But I also hate it when people tell me secrets that aren't theirs to tell. Like, "Okay, I'm not supposed to tell you this, so you have to keep it a secret!" I mean, if you aren't supposed to tell me, don't! It makes me regret telling said person secrets because I have NO idea who they've probably told...


Aside from that, I'm really getting a kick out of how fast I'm typing! It's lame, but entertaining. XD

So, have you ever had a secret you weren't supposed to tell, but you told someone anyway? Let me know! vvvv(< me pointing to the comment box)

PEACE!

JnF

Job? Dream? Wth?

Hey, long time, no chat.

Sorry...

Anyway, I was thinking about jobs earlier. Well, here's my list of dream jobs:

Accountant
The person that says "Watch your step" in fancy hotels
Window Washer
The annoying person in th perfume department that tests all the samples
A telemarketer
A door mantainence worker
A worker in a 3D glasses factory
A checkout girl on the night shift at Wal*Mart (YESSS)
Tax Collector

Unfortunately, today I learned that I have no gift for window washing... so that dream is gone... *sniffle*

Leave a comment telling me YOUR dream job :)


PART TWO

Oh, hell yes. Part two, baby!

I got some interesting questions on formspring. I'd like to take a moment and share some of my favorites...

Ready for these?

DO YOU HAVE ANY HIDDEN TALENTS?
Well, I play ukulele and make a mean lemon maraigne pie.

HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN VALUABLE POSSESIONS FROM A GERMAN?
Nothing valuable, no.

ARE YOU A VEGETARIAN?
Not vegetarian, but I only eat fish. And chicken. Mmmm... Chicken...

ARE YOU MUSICALLY GIFTED?
Wana hear me sing? :D

WHAT'S YOUR VIEW ON PLATYPI?
Well, I for one am part of the constant debate of "platypi" or "platypuses"

WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKE?
Get me a ukulele and I'd be happy to show you!

WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND RIGHT NOW?
Oh, I was just thinking that ninjas would have a better chance against the pirates if the dinosaurs were helping them out.

ARE YOU HONESTLY INSANE?
No comment... Pfft, yes comment. No. Yes. IDK

ARE MANY PEOPLE AT YOUR SCHOOL JEALOUS OF YOUR AWESOMENESS?
Hmm... Yo! Matt! Are you jealous of my awesomeness?

HOW OFTEN DO YOU THINK ABOUT SNAILS ON STEROIDS?
Pretty dang often.

WHO DO YOU THINK IS THE HOTTEST YOUTUBER?
Mmm... I'm thinking there's a four way tie between Shane Dawson, Jarrod Matthew, Destrey Moore, and Nathan I-Don't-Know-His-Last-Name.
(Links to their YouTube at the bottom)

WHO HAS BETTER HAIR: FRED OR TAYLOR LAUTNER?
Assuming you mean YouTube's Fred, I'm going with Fred.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN OBSESSED WITH A SINGER?
Indeed I have!

Okay, that about wraps things up!!!
There's going to be a crap load of links because I mentioned so many people... Ahh...

Peace out, Home Slices.

JnF


LINK TIME!!!!
But first, a disclosure. As many of you know, my actual dream job is to be a writer :)

Okay, here we go!

Let's do this by name, shall we?

ME :DD
Twitter: www.twitter.com/jnizzlef
Formspring: www.formspring.me/joannanfoster

Shane Dawson:
Twitter: www.twitter.com/shanedawson
YouTube: www.youtube.com/ShaneDawsonTV

Jarrod Matthew:
Twitter: www.twitter.com/jarrod_matthew
YouTube: www.youtube.com/mydearjuliet

Destrey Moore:
Twitter: www.twitter.com/CapnDesDes
YouTube: www.youtube.com/CapnDesDes

Nathan I-Don't-Know-His-Last-Name:
Twitter: www.twitter.com/AhoyNateo
YouTube: www.youtube.com/AhoyNateo

Destrey and Nathan also share a YouTube: www.youtube.com/DesandNate


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